The giant, the cook, the magic puppy and the crust conundrum
“Now, you like crusts, I like crusts, but the giant didn’t like crusts! And the only thing that he hated more than crusts was to waste food! As much as he loved pizza, it vexed him to eat it. So he replaced it with his second favorite food: men! He ate men with bones, clothes, swords and all. At least they didn’t have crusts!”
–P.A.
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