Her dark secret
I expect there will be questions and objections. Hopefully this clears up most of them: this is actually a playground story I learned back when I was 8. It’s a children’s joke 😀
–P.A.
Port Sherry
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I expect there will be questions and objections. Hopefully this clears up most of them: this is actually a playground story I learned back when I was 8. It’s a children’s joke 😀
–P.A.
Wow, like that, all publicly in front of her closest friends and relatives?
That guy deserves to get peed on.
The first thought I had in reading this comic is one of Zach Wienersmith’s older strips where a couple are admitting to one another that they’re falling out of love with each other, confess to having affairs, get angry and make hurtful confessions of sick neo-Nazi sex fetishes, and ends with: (Wife): “Adolf?” (Husband): “Billy?” and then they kiss.
Now how does that tie into this strip? I could easily see it going like this:
Dude pulls back veil, revealing disfigurement. get’s teary-eyed.
Bride: Don’t look at me! I’m a monster!!
Groom: “I–I have a horrible confession to make. I can only be sexually satisfied by fantasizing about making love to a Chronenberg.”
B: (first a look of shock, followed by suggestive smile) “Then you’re going to be in for a treat tonight, sweetie!”
They kiss. Pan out to wedding audience in the throes of various looks of disgust, terror, puking, one guy trying to strangle himself with the bridal train, etc.
That is an awesome idea!