Ha! You thought this was going to be about dropping the baby. Instead you get a humblebrag of sorts.

Postscript:

Last month, at my 2 y/o nephew’s party. One minute I was playing with my lil’ dude. Next thing I know, apparently I have a bunch of new nephews:babestatue

Source.

Nah, but really. Feels good to make the little ones happy.

–P.A.