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“Your honor, may I remind the court that the koopa on the stand was serving in an invading army that had occupied the Mushroom Kingdom and actively trying to harm my client as he attempted to rescue the legitimate ruler. Also, how do we know the money is even his? My client found said money in a random block he smashed in order to find supplies for his journey into hostile enemy territory. The fact is your honor this witness is very unreliable and his story has multiple holes in it that lead me to believe that he committing prejury and should be held in contempt of court.”
“Your honor, may I remind the court that the koopa on the stand was serving in an invading army that had occupied the Mushroom Kingdom and actively trying to harm my client as he attempted to rescue the legitimate ruler. Also, how do we know the money is even his? My client found said money in a random block he smashed in order to find supplies for his journey into hostile enemy territory. The fact is your honor this witness is very unreliable and his story has multiple holes in it that lead me to believe that he committing prejury and should be held in contempt of court.”